Here are my favorite quotes from the Top Ten list Yesterday!
1. "GET OFF MY PLANE!"
2. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you."
3. "Where the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window."
4. "You know, you *can* say it backwards, which is "dociousaliexpiisticfagilcalirupes" - but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?"
5. "Listen, lady, you take my picture and I'm going to rip off your brasierre and strangle you with it."
6. "You Shut your mouth when you're talking to me"
7. "For the present your friend, tomorrow your host, for the short time formality stands between us, the Count of Monte Cristo."
8. "I don't weigh no 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'?"
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9. Russell Kramer: I was Time Magazine's Man of the Year.
Matt Douglas: So was Hitler.
Russell Kramer: Not twice.
"Well, as usual, the Republican comes up with a plan while the Democrat just aimlessly wanders in the woods. "
10. "Toss Me" (that one's for you Christy!)
1. "GET OFF MY PLANE!"
2. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you."
3. "Where the Lord closes a door, somewhere He opens a window."
4. "You know, you *can* say it backwards, which is "dociousaliexpiisticfagilcalirupes" - but that's going a bit too far, don't you think?"
5. "Listen, lady, you take my picture and I'm going to rip off your brasierre and strangle you with it."
6. "You Shut your mouth when you're talking to me"
7. "For the present your friend, tomorrow your host, for the short time formality stands between us, the Count of Monte Cristo."
8. "I don't weigh no 300 lbs. I weigh 165! How YOU doin'?"
<--------------\9. Russell Kramer: I was Time Magazine's Man of the Year.
Matt Douglas: So was Hitler.
Russell Kramer: Not twice.
"Well, as usual, the Republican comes up with a plan while the Democrat just aimlessly wanders in the woods. "
10. "Toss Me" (that one's for you Christy!)
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